Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Jerquee

When I lived in San Francisco, it seemed that you could buy Stonewall's Jerquee from anyone. Dudes offering you great deals on expensive watches down at United Nations Plaza would whip out a consolation bag or two of Stonewall's when you declined their initial offers. Midas mechanics would find ways to work Stonewall's Jerquee into the bill for your catalytic converter replacement. You couldn't check out of the UCSF's emergency room without signing an agreement that you would consume several bags of the stuff during your recovery period.


When I moved to Boston, Jerquee was no longer accessible through conventional means; I had to order it online. Even when I moved to New York City, I didn't find Jerquee until I'd been there for several months and came across it at a West Village deli. Today, I found Jerquee at my current favorite lunch spot: Green Symphony. I was thrilled. I scooped up a half dozen bags from the bottom-most shelf of their prepackaged food display, plopped them on the counter, brushed off the dust, removed the expired bags, and then purchased the remaining four. Delicious stuff. Recommended. You, too, can get it online at amazon.com. Just click the image to the right, disgorge some credit card numbers, and wait patiently for the postperson to bring it to you.

7 comments:

  1. i'm not a huge fan of stonewall's. it's too dry and tough for me. (same thing goes for tofurky's)

    i like primal strips better. it's really moist. (and tasty eats' soy jerky is somewhere in between)

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  2. I was commenting to remark on Primal Strips as well -- I eat them almost everyday. They are light-years ahead of any other vegan jerky I've tried -- especially that awful stuff with the cowboy on the package, I can't remember the name.

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